Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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