Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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