I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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