How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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