Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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