just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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