i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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