I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
There r osticjed everywhere
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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