windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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