I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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