i just had sex bonerless
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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