I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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