i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
