i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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