it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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