votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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