Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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