yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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