I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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