did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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