Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
