Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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