Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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