I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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