People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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