drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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