Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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