Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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