Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
It's Friday. Sex?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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