i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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