Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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