this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
