Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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