mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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