What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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