so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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