we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Who died my cat blue again?
You ruined the universe
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
