So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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