I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jerry, you need to find god
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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