I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i barfeds in our rink
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
