Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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