i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
