I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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