This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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