I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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