so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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