whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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