Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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