Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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