Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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